Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6 I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!

Thanks,

A Troubled User.

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REPLY: Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck, Tech Support

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Addendum

* Please note that attempting to remove "Wife 1.0" from any system will permanently take half your resources. Uninstalling, formatting, or even moving to a completely new system have been unsuccessful in reacquiring these resources. Also note that Wife 1.0 will add a form of spy ware called kidz@trojan4moms that will report all your activities to the Wife 1.0 Central Server, so be prepared for future problems, even after removing Wife 1.0 from your system. Also, Exwife 2.0 is often easier to work with, but has far more malicious intent that Wife 1.0, so beware what you do with your system. Experience has shown that "upgrading" from Girlfriend 7.0 Beta (and even Girlfriends 7.2x and 7.3x) is a bad move and is rapidly becoming considered a DOWNGRADE. It causes your performance to drop, hogs your resourses, and has been proven to be a system-wide process-controlling user nightmare. Please remember that you should NEVER buy a Beta Program until all the bugs are worked out. In fact, if a Beta program has any bugs at all, don't buy it. The bugs might spread.

Tech Support.